Upbeat music plays.
[Screen shows “Weekly Market Outlook with Jeffrey Kleintop”]
[Jeff holds up illustration of a calendar month labelled “December”]
‘Twas the cusp of twenty twenty-five, and all through the stocks,
Political turmoil might give the markets some shocks.
Trade wars were brewing, with tariffs in sight,
As bulls and bears readied for a volatile fight.
Global GDP may maintain a three percent pace,
But growth splits its cheer by country and place.
While Europe and Japan find mild upward slopes,
China and the U.S. hold tempered hopes.
Then came the trade wars with Trump at the helm,
Proposals so wild they could overwhelm.
"Tariffs for all!" he bellowed with flair,
Though history proved they might stay up in the air.
And still, through the haze, optimism peeked,
Earnings may rise, say those on Wall Street.
Central banks may cut rates with deliberate cheer,
Begging the bulls to once again reappear.
From geopolitical conflicts to inflation's slight creep,
Volatility lurks, though still markets could leap.
So here's to returns, though the journey looks steep,
May portfolios blossom and gains upward creep.
For twenty twenty-five's hurdles, though daunting they seem,
May lead to new heights or at least a new meme.
Happy Holidays! See You in 2025.
[Jeff holds up sign saying "Thank You"]
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